Monday, 10 October 2016

Birthday Wishes Pictures for Facebook and Whatsapp

Birthday is a very special occasion in One’s life. We all wait for this day eagerness since our childhood. Expressing Great wishes for Birthday has been convenient with these Best Happy Birthday Quotes for friends, family members and loved ones. They are a day to celebrate a life with friends, family members and enjoy the whole day. Birthday should be a day when someone gets to realize loved, pampered and romantic.

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Birthday Wishes Pictures

Ravan Funny Images - Ravan Cartoon for Whatsapp and Facebook


Here is the best Collection of Ravan Funny Cartoon Images, Pics , HD wallpapers, so if you are searching Best Ravan Funny Cartoon Images or Dussehra Ravan Funny Cartoon Images, Than is the best site for you, here you will get all the Dashara Images, Dssehra Best Wishes, and also Dasara Status In hindi ,english and Marathi. So grab These All Dussehra Images, Dussehra Wishes, Dasara Wallpaper, Dussehra Status For fb and whatsapp,    


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Sunday, 9 October 2016

Happy Dussehra Wishes SMS,Messages for whatsapp and Facebook[English]



Dussehra Wishes SMS

This festival is celebrated for the victory of good over evil.We are sharing the best Happy Dussehra SMS Hindi and in English, Happy Vijaya Dashami Greetings Cards, and Wishes for Dussehra Festival.This post Will help you finding the best Dussehra whatsapp status messages quotes greetings wishes for you all. Hope You find the best Status messages quotes greetings wishes for ourself to wish your beloved elders, children, relatives friends. You can even use these following status as your dussehra whatsapp status.

HAPPY DASSEHRA TO ALL. MAY SHRI RAMJI GIVES U ALL HAPPINESS AND LOVE TO UR FAMILY.

May this Dussehra, Light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dussehra.

May this Dussehra, light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dussehra..!

Before the golden sun rises let me decorate each of the rays wid success & happiness to u & ur family. Happy Dussehra.

May dis dushera, light up 4u. The hopes of happy times & dreams 4a year full of smiles. Wish u Happy Dushera.

May Shri Ramji gives u all happiness and love to ur family. Happy Dussehra to all.

May God bless you with all success on the auspicious occasion of Dussahra and you may be capable of defeating all evils of your life. Happy Dussehra

May all the tensions in your life burn along with the effigy of Ravna. May you be successful and happy ever! Happy Dussehra!

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,as the generations have passed by,Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up……Best Wishes for Dussehra….

MAY GODDESS DURGA MAA BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH ALL PLEASURES. HAPPY VIJAYADASMI!

WISHING YOU A YEAR FULL OF SPARKING HAPPINESS AND JOY. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

WISHING YOU A JOYOUS AND HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

MAY ALL THE STRESS AND PRESSURE IN YOUR LIFE BURN AND GET THE SUCCESS IN YOUR LIFE. WISHING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

ON THIS AUSPICIOUS DAY OF DUSSEHRA.. I WISH YOU EVERY HAPPINESS AND THE FULFILLMENT OF ALL YOUR DREAMS. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

MAY THIS DUSSEHRA LIGHT UP FOR YOU THE HOPES OF HAPPY TIMES AND DREAMS FOR A YEAR FULL OF SMILES. MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH HAPPINESS. HA.PY DUSSEHRA!

LET’S CELEBRATE THE VICTORY OF FORCES OF GOOD OVER EVIL. WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

MAY YOUR TROUBLES BURST AWAY LIKE THE FIREWORKS AND YOUR HAPPINESS BE MULTIPLE TEN TIMES. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

ON THIS AUSPICIOUS OCCASION, I WISH THE COLOUR, BLISS AND BEAUTY OF THIS FESTIVAL BE WITH YOU THROUGH THE YEAR! HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

MAY THE DIVINE BLESSINGS OF GODDESS DURGA HELP YOU ACHIEVE SUCCESS IN WHATEVER YOU DO. HAPPY VIJAYADASHMI!

DUSSEHRA WILL ALWAYS BE A SPECIAL HOLIDAY FOR ME. I CELEBRATE IT WITH CHEER AND HILARITY. JUST HOW I LOVE DUSSEHRA AND HOW IT IS SPECIAL TO ME, I WISH YOU TO HAVE THE SAME JOY AND GLEE. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

HAPPY DUSSEHRA! YOUR WISHES HAVE MADE MY DUSSEHRA ALL THE MORE SPECIAL. THANK YOU!

WHY WE CELEBRATE DUSSEHRA? BECAUSE OF ADHARM PER DHARM, JIS PER SATYA, ANYAY PER NYAY AUR BURAI PER ACCHAI KI VIJAY HO. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

WISHING YOUR DUSSEHRA BE FILLED WITH FUN AND CELEBRATION. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

DUSSEHRA IS THE FESTIVAL WHICH REMINDS US OF THE IMPORTANCE OF GOODNESS, FIGHTING INJUSTICE AND FOLLOWING THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

HAPPY DUSSEHRA. LET’S START A GREAT LIFE BY CONQUERING OVER OUR ETERNAL ENEMY LIKE KAMA, KRODHA. LET’S TAKE THE OATH TO GIVE A NEW DIMENSION TO OUR LIFE ON THE ASPIRES FESTIVAL. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

HO AAPKI LIFE MEIN KHUSHIYON KA MELA KABHI NA AAYE KOI JHAMELA SADA SUKHI RAHE AAPKA BASERA. WISH YOU HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

MAY RAM ALWAYS KEEP SHOWERING HIS BLESSING UPON YOU. MAY YOUR LIFE BE FULL OF HAPPINESS AND FREE FROM EVERY TROUBLE. HAPPY DUSSEHRA!

Saturday, 8 October 2016

Happy Navratri Images for Whatsapp

Navratri: It is celebrated all over the India and is said to be the festival which shows the festie colors of India. Navratri is a time where nine forms of Hindu goddesses like Durga, Bhadrakali, Amba or Jagadamba, Annapurna, Sarvamangala, Bhairavi, Chandika or Chandi, Lalita and Bhavani are worshipped each day. It is celebrated on first day of Hindu month of Ashwin. The people eat only one meal on a day and observe fast for whole day.Navratri is the most awaited festival of the year in Gujarat and Rajasthan as people from all walks of life come together and play Dandiya.Happy Navratri SMS,Quotes and Messages for Whatsapp and Facebook.
Jay Mataji

wish Navratri

Happy Navratri

Subh Navratri

Jai Ma

Happy Navratra

jai mata ji

happy dandiya

Navratri Celebrate

Maa Durga

Thursday, 6 October 2016

[Top] Love Status in Hindi Font for Whatsapp


Love Status in Hindi
Love status are defined as the reflection of our feelings for someone. Set a cute status about love on your Whatsapp and Facebook profile, and find an indirect path to let them know about your feelings. Love status in hindi are best to help you write your language of heart, your immense feelings for that special and best person. We here curate the nice list and collection of cute status about love for our visitors. and [Top] Love Status in English.


गर्मी तो बोहत पढ़ रही है। फिर भी उनका दिल पिघलने का नाम ही नहीं ले रहा ।

हसरत है सिर्फ तुम्हें पाने की, और कोई ख्वाहिश नहीं इस दीवाने की, शिकवा मुझे तुमसे नहीं खुदा से है, क्या ज़रूरत थी, तुम्हें इतना खूबसूरत बनाने की !! 

ये आशिको का ग्रुप है जनाब..!! यहाँ दिन सुरज से नही, दीदार से हुआ करते है !!!

तस्वीर बना कर तेरी आस्मां पे टांग आया हूँ और लोग पूछते हैं आज चाँद इतना बेदाग़ कैसे है ।

जब तू दाँतो मे क्लिप दबा कर, खुले बाल बांधती है…!!! कसम से एक बार तो जिंदगी, वही रुक जाती हैं..

सुना है तुम ज़िद्दी बहुत हो,मुझे भी अपनी जिद्द बना लो !!

हुज़ूर एक हुक्म हम पे भी फ़रमाइये , आ जाइये खुद या फिर हमें बुलाइये !

क़दर करलो उनकी जो तुमसे बिना मतलब की चाहत करते हैं.. दुनिया में ख्याल रखने वाले कम और तकलीफ देने वाले ज़्यादा होते है..!

तड़प के देखो किसी की चाहत में, तो पता चलेगा, कि इंतजार क्या होता है, यूं ही मिल जाए, कोई बिना चाहे, तो कैसे पता चलेगा कि प्यार क्या होता है.

जरा देखो तो ये दरवाजे पर दस्तक किसने दी है, अगर ‘इश्क’ हो तो कहना, अब दिल यहाँ नही रहता..

Best and Romantic love status Hindi:

उसकी हर एक शिकायत देती है मुहब्बत की गवाही.. अजनबी से वर्ना कौन हर बात पर तकरार करता है ?

दोस्ती इन्सान की ज़रुरत है! दिलों पर दोस्ती की हुकुमत है! आपके प्यार की वजह से जिंदा हूँ! वरना खुदा को भी हमारी ज़रुरत है! 

अगर हम सुधर गए तो उनका क्या होगा जिनको हमारे पागलपन से प्यार है

लोग कहते हैं किसी एक के चले जाने से जिन्दगी अधूरी नहीं होती,लेकिन लाखों के मिल जाने से उस एक की कमी पूरी नहीं होती है……

सोचता हु हर कागज पे तेरी तारीफ करु, फिर खयाल आया कहीँ पढ़ने वाला भी तेरा दीवाना ना हो जाए।

तुझे जब धड़कनों में बसाया तो … धड़कने भी बोल उठी.. 😇 अब मज़ा आ रहा हैं धक-धक करने में ….

कितना प्यार है इस दिल में तेरे लिए, अगर बयां कर दिया तो ……तू नहीं ये दुनिया मेरी दिवानी हो जायेगी 😘😘

इन आँखों को जब तेरा दीदार😍 हो जाता है …. दिन कोई भी हो लेकिन त्यौहार हो जाता है💕

मैं तेरे नसीब की बारिश नहीं जो तुझ पर बरस जाऊँ …… तुझे तकदीर बदलनी होगी मुझे पाने के लिए…..

वो मेरी पसन्द के बारे में पूछती है ….. अब क्या कहूँ उस नासमझ को जो अपने बारे में ही पूछती है

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अगर शायरी में इश्क लिखता हूँ तो चाहत साँस लेती है…हमारी धड़कनो में खुद तेरी मोहब्बत साँस लेती है…

मिलना है तुझसे बिछड़ने से पहले , पाना है तुझे खोने से पहले , और जीना है तेरे साथ मारने से पहले…😍😍😍

एक धागे के प्रेम में,जैसे मोमबत्ती कतरा-कतरा जलती है,बस ऐसा ही प्यार… वो पगला मुझसे करता है… ☺️

शिकायतों 😡 की पाई-पाई जोड़कर रखी थी मैंने, उसने गले लगाकर सारा हिसाब बिगाड़ दिया 😍😍😍

Love Status in Hindi:

तुम्हें कितनी मोहब्बत है… मालूम नहीं …. मुझे लोग आज भी तेरी क़सम दे कर मना लेते है 😊😊😊

वो मौत भी बडी हसीन होगी जो तेरी बाहो👰 मे आनी होगी… वादा रहा तुझसे, पहले हम मर जायेंगे क्योंकि तेरे लिये जऩ्नत भी सजानी होगी 😍

तेरे हुस्न को नकाब 😌 की जरुरत ही क्या है 😘 न जाने कौन रहता होगा होश 😌 में तुझे देखने के बाद 😘

चाहता हूँ 👸 तुझे अपने ❤ दिल में 💏 छुपाना…क्योकि बहुत 😁 बुरा है ये 😭 ज़माना…

मेरे लफ्ज़ फ़ीके पड़ गए 😌 तेरी एक अदा 😍 के सामने, मैं तुझे 👩 ख़ुदा 👤 कह गया अपने ख़ुदा के सामने ।। 😘👩

सीने से लगा के सुन वो धड़कन जो तुझसे मिलने के इंतजार में है

बड़े प्यारे होते है न ऐसे रिश्ते …….जिन पर कोई हक़ भी न हो और शक भी न हो।

मुझे👧देख कर आसमान 🌌के तारे 🌟 भी .मेरी तरफ गुस्से😈 से देख रहे है….और पूछ रहे है “हमारा एक तारा🌟 तुम्हारे पास कैसे..?👫💑

छुपे छुपे से रहते हैं सरेआम नहीं हुआ करते, कुछ रिश्ते बस एहसास होते हैं उनके नाम नहीं हुआ करते..

ना हीरों की तमन्ना है और ना परियों पे मरता हूँ.. वो एक “भोली” सी लडकी हे जिसे मैं मोहब्बत करता हूँ !!

हसरत है सिर्फ तुम्हें पाने की, और कोई ख्वाहिश नहीं इस दीवाने की, शिकवा मुझे तुमसे नहीं खुदा से है, क्या ज़रूरत थी, तुम्हें इतना खूबसूरत बनाने की !!

एक वो हैं, जो हमारी बात समझते नहीं…और यहाँ जमाना हमारे स्टेटस पढ़कर, दीवाना हुआ जा रहा है.

अगर यूँ ही कमियाँ निकालते रहे आप … तो एक दिन सिर्फ खूबियाँ रह जाएँगी मुझमें….

बड़ी मुद्दत से चाहा है तुझे… बड़ी दुआओं से पाया है तुझे… तुझे भुलाने की सोचूं भी तो कैसे… किस्मत की लकीरों से चुराया है तुझे!

आज तो हम खूब रुलायेंगे उन्हें, सुना है उसे रोते हुए लिपट जाने की आदत है!

पोथी पढ़ पढ़ जग मुआ, पंडित भया न कोय । ढाई आखर प्रेम का, पढ़े सो पंडित होय ।

सौदा कुछ ऐसा किया है तेरे ख़्वाबों ने मेरी नींदों से….या तो दोनों आते हैं …. या कोई नहीं आता !!

सिर्फ दो ही वक़्त पर उसका साथ चाहिए, एक तो अभी और एक हमेशा के लिये..

करीब आओ ज़रा के तुम्हारे बिन जीना है मुश्किल,दिल को तुमसे नही..तुम्हारी हर अदा से मोहब्बत है

हो जा मेरी कि इतनी मोहब्बत दूँगा तुझे,लोग हसरत करेंगे तेरे जैसा नसीब पाने के लिए..!!

Love Status for Whatsapp:

मैं अपनी मोहब्बत में- बच्चो की तरह हूँ, जो मेरा हैं बस मेरा है किसी और को क्यो दुँ

तन्हाई मैं मुस्कुराना भी इश्क़ है, इस बात को सब से छुपाना भी इश्क़ है, यूँ तो रातों को नींद नही आती, पर रातों को सो कर भी जाग जाना इश्क़ है।

बादलों से कह दो अब इतना भी ना बरसे…. अगर मुझे उनकी याद आ गई, तो मुकाबला बराबरी का होगा….

तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

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ना pimple वाली के लिये, ना dimple वाली के लिये, ये photo है सिर्फ अपनी simple वाली के लिये

हज़ार बार ली है तुमने तलाशी मेरे दिल की, बताओ कभी कुछ मिला है इसमें प्यार के सिवा..

मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं; चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए।

सोचते हैं जान अपनी उसे मुफ्त ही दे दें, इतने मासूम खरीदार से क्या लेना देना।

तू मिले या ना मिले ये तो और बात है, मैं कोशिश भी ना करूँ, ये तो गलत बात है॥

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

The Best Super Funny Whatsapp Status in English


Super Funny Whatsapp Status

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How can I miss something I never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice ??

Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!

People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.

You have the perfect face for radio.

All my life a thought air was free… Until I bought a bag of chips.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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Tuesday, 4 October 2016

Clever Status for Whatsapp in English


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There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

Monday, 3 October 2016

Exam Status for Whatsapp in English


Exam Status

School, college and universities students always find themselves preparing for exams whether it is mid terms, semester or final exams. It is also seen that students don’t study throughout the year but in exam days they study all day long. Group study is also very popular in exam time in which friends make an arrangement for the night stay at one friend’s home for studying together. Get some hilarious exam quotes from our website and share it with your friends!

Facebook would be way more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke…….!!

Why is it really to fail but so HARD to Pass?

90% of the exam paper is always based on 1 lecture that you missed in class and 1 topic you ignored.

During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

The goal of teacher is to replace a closed mind with an open mind.

Biggest tragedy of Maths, thousands of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, trllions of questions solved, But still, X is unknown!

I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

Relationship with books is complicated.

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

The more study you did for the particular exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Friday, 30 September 2016

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Hey time, Slow down. You're killing me.

Baby, Are you Hungry ?

Lets play something Multi-player.

Locked at 30 frames.

Turn on your hotspot!!

My data-plan is unlimited.

Shake well before use.

You, me and exercise ;)

I like it rough.

Worked on Fine Leg.

Pull down to refresh.

Dance in slow motion.

Your Bed, My Bed

Massage with happy ending.

Wanna go sleep Early ?

Wanna try my handcuuffs?

I'm a loaded gun.

Can I GO DOWN?

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.

The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses...

I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.

If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.

I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.

I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?

Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

I don't make mistakes, I just date them.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.

I'll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.

I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

I have a problem. My problem is love and... My solution is you.

I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.

People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

Love never dies.. only the lover changes.

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a seriial killer.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.

Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.

If there's one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.

I hate when ex's say.. I am here if you need me. like..? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?

Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss.. Oh I'm just so crazy about you.

Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.

Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you !

You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.

I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand, than spend eternity without you.

The way you stroke me, gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. You're way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted...all in.

You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.

When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.