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My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr

Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.

To save water , I drink V0dka

Marriage is subject to market risk.

Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!

I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.

Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.

My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny

If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.

Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.

I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.

With great girlfriend comes great expenses.

Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.

Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.

If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.

Your serious talks also makes me laugh. ( Best Funny whatsapp status )

Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.

Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.

Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.

I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.

I have had a great day,but that ain’t today

A man is as young as woman he falls for.

Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!

His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.

Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.